Friday, August 7, 2015

Dear 1D: We are Trying to List What We Basically Need Regarding These Relentless Dramas

Dear our dearest 1D,

"Tired" is basically the best word that can describe our feelings. Either we, as the fandom, or you as the four bright lights that basically keep us alive in this dead world. Okay, that was totally melancholic but whatever. We all know that you're overwhelmed by all of this. Is like the rain storm has chosen us over gazillion more people in this world, unfair we know but it's like seeing people didn't put any credit before sharing our original props, it's wrong, it makes us mad like hell, but people still do it anyway.

So right here, we would like to discuss rather than ask about things that are supossed to happen to us next because we can't just wait for the storm to pass by.

(Crap, why am I so poetic?)

So, here we go.

Fandom has it (because "rumor has it" is just so lame and our fandom is the rumor inventor), that all of these are just some stunts, some scenario from the management. We would love to burn down their building but we're too angelic for that and decide that we are still open for any possibility. For some of us, we still have a brief believe in the management that they can't rule your life to whatever they expect to make money. It is definitely crossing the human right of privacy. I might not be the smartest person on earth and not as intelligent as Harry to understand whatever things he always tweets, but I do know the tiniest bit of law. So what should we all do is to make them not sticking their noses down your private life. Make us believe that they believe in you just as much as we do. Make us believe that you live your life normally, no made up dramas for money. Because after all, boys, your talents are the only things that gives you the world. Your talent, generosity, and kindness. With a little bonus spices of unbearable hotness.

Next, we all heard flying rumor about "a break" for One Direction. Well, some of us still gotta go to such thing as school and do some crappy things called homeworks that we just knew it from our definite trusted source that is Twitter (give a nice warm shout out, please) that our own Big Payno has stated this. However, some of us have no proof whatsoever. Let's all don't be a hypocryte (not sure if the word is spelled like that) and admitt that we are panic. Personally, I am scared to my death hearing the word "break". Even worse, some not-so-trusted sources stated tbat it wouldn't be some months break. But it'd be a YEAR break. Who says we can handle a year without a tour? Without album? New songs? No, no way. Those are basically describing what our deaths would be like.

And especially, with all of these what seems like endless dramas, without any disrespect intended because there is no way in the heaven and hell I would do that, the dramas have made One Direction looks like a mess from outside. Sometimes even worse on the inside but can be better too. They made us look vurnerable. And what we are scared of is that we don't know whether it is true or not. We are strong, we all know that but we are all humans, we all have feelings and can break, even though this bond that we have is invincible. We afraid that it is true that we are vurnerable, we can't see that because it's the same like trying to see your ears without a mirror's help. One thing (got it?) that we scared the most is that IF you boys decided to have that year break, no one knows what might happen. What if one day (hopefully not on earth) you decide to end all of this? Even if you think it's impossible right now, you can't predict what will you think about next year or even in one hour ahead.

So if you wanna take a break boys, we'd like to have it half a year at the longest. Please. For everyone's sake. Because, boys, talking about your existence is something special around us. Looking from the human-or-angel side, it always gets us dying confused whether you are boys or fallen angels that were sent to enlight the world. Then from the one-or-five-directions side, it gets us terrified for weeks, crying every nights, anatomy and mind malfunction, and environment destruction. It is a dead or alive matters so don't mess with it. We will let you to retire after Niall got pregnant with three leprechaun kids. Before that, we'd like to see your pretty face everyday in our lives basically. No pressure on you. We're not forcing you to do anything. We just give you an advice so you won't get into trouble for mass murder, or fandom murder, that you should've been dealing with everytime you breathe, move, eat, ect. So basically you are everything.

Next up, we decided that the next solution for fixing the hearts that the world lets down is that we need to act like Harry. I mean, we never know what is in his mind and heart actually, but seeing him onstage or just everywhere is just the best example of how we should act to the whole situation. We maybe can start to dress in skinny jeans, ugly but insanely expensive shirts, buns, and all kind of boots from normal black or brown leather to those kind of "What are Those?" shoes a la Mr. Styles. Then we can all walk down the road spitting water like whale and grabbing crotch at every occasion.

Retreat, don't do that.

The point is, we should be unexpectedly nice and kind. Just like our curly angel. Even if soemtimes it doesn't make any sense, but at least we show people that it is a good thing to do and we are not ashamed of being different. Why Harry is such a great idol is that he is always kind to everyone and everything. He always acts innocent and clumsy as if he doesn't know anything, as if he has his own different world where unicorns, puppies, and cats (*cough* carrot moment *cough*) all flying everywhere by ten different rainbows of his shirt patterns. He always acts like he never heard about any dramas, like everything is fine. He never seen us differently from the past (before March 25). Not even us who will always support him no matter what. It seems like he never seen the world changes into worse. Even if he did, he didn't show that he would treat it differently.

Now imagine if we have a fandom-full of Harries (plural form of Harry). Since we got the biggest fandom, we basically can make the world the better place. Just by acting like Harry. Combine it with Niall's carefreeness, Louis' generosity, and Liam's sensibility, or maybe we can also add Zayn's softness, and top it all with One Direction craziness, this world is going to be 8729203727181 times better. (P.S. I don't even know how to read those numbers)

Okay so, boys, that is all from us. We are trully sorry if we demand so much to you. But you know that we love you even more than our demands (of course, are you kidding?). Keep fighting! Stay strong for us all!

All the love,
The Fandom x.

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