Dear 1D: We are Trying to List What We Basically Need Regarding These Relentless Dramas

Dear our dearest 1D,

"Tired" is basically the best word that can describe our feelings. Either we, as the fandom, or you as the four bright lights that basically keep us alive in this dead world. Okay, that was totally melancholic but whatever. We all know that you're overwhelmed by all of this. Is like the rain storm has chosen us over gazillion more people in this world, unfair we know but it's like seeing people didn't put any credit before sharing our original props, it's wrong, it makes us mad like hell, but people still do it anyway.

So right here, we would like to discuss rather than ask about things that are supossed to happen to us next because we can't just wait for the storm to pass by.

(Crap, why am I so poetic?)

So, here we go.

Fandom has it (because "rumor has it" is just so lame and our fandom is the rumor inventor), that all of these are just some stunts, some scenario from the management. We would love to burn down their building but we're too angelic for that and decide that we are still open for any possibility. For some of us, we still have a brief believe in the management that they can't rule your life to whatever they expect to make money. It is definitely crossing the human right of privacy. I might not be the smartest person on earth and not as intelligent as Harry to understand whatever things he always tweets, but I do know the tiniest bit of law. So what should we all do is to make them not sticking their noses down your private life. Make us believe that they believe in you just as much as we do. Make us believe that you live your life normally, no made up dramas for money. Because after all, boys, your talents are the only things that gives you the world. Your talent, generosity, and kindness. With a little bonus spices of unbearable hotness.

Next, we all heard flying rumor about "a break" for One Direction. Well, some of us still gotta go to such thing as school and do some crappy things called homeworks that we just knew it from our definite trusted source that is Twitter (give a nice warm shout out, please) that our own Big Payno has stated this. However, some of us have no proof whatsoever. Let's all don't be a hypocryte (not sure if the word is spelled like that) and admitt that we are panic. Personally, I am scared to my death hearing the word "break". Even worse, some not-so-trusted sources stated tbat it wouldn't be some months break. But it'd be a YEAR break. Who says we can handle a year without a tour? Without album? New songs? No, no way. Those are basically describing what our deaths would be like.

And especially, with all of these what seems like endless dramas, without any disrespect intended because there is no way in the heaven and hell I would do that, the dramas have made One Direction looks like a mess from outside. Sometimes even worse on the inside but can be better too. They made us look vurnerable. And what we are scared of is that we don't know whether it is true or not. We are strong, we all know that but we are all humans, we all have feelings and can break, even though this bond that we have is invincible. We afraid that it is true that we are vurnerable, we can't see that because it's the same like trying to see your ears without a mirror's help. One thing (got it?) that we scared the most is that IF you boys decided to have that year break, no one knows what might happen. What if one day (hopefully not on earth) you decide to end all of this? Even if you think it's impossible right now, you can't predict what will you think about next year or even in one hour ahead.

So if you wanna take a break boys, we'd like to have it half a year at the longest. Please. For everyone's sake. Because, boys, talking about your existence is something special around us. Looking from the human-or-angel side, it always gets us dying confused whether you are boys or fallen angels that were sent to enlight the world. Then from the one-or-five-directions side, it gets us terrified for weeks, crying every nights, anatomy and mind malfunction, and environment destruction. It is a dead or alive matters so don't mess with it. We will let you to retire after Niall got pregnant with three leprechaun kids. Before that, we'd like to see your pretty face everyday in our lives basically. No pressure on you. We're not forcing you to do anything. We just give you an advice so you won't get into trouble for mass murder, or fandom murder, that you should've been dealing with everytime you breathe, move, eat, ect. So basically you are everything.

Next up, we decided that the next solution for fixing the hearts that the world lets down is that we need to act like Harry. I mean, we never know what is in his mind and heart actually, but seeing him onstage or just everywhere is just the best example of how we should act to the whole situation. We maybe can start to dress in skinny jeans, ugly but insanely expensive shirts, buns, and all kind of boots from normal black or brown leather to those kind of "What are Those?" shoes a la Mr. Styles. Then we can all walk down the road spitting water like whale and grabbing crotch at every occasion.

Retreat, don't do that.

The point is, we should be unexpectedly nice and kind. Just like our curly angel. Even if soemtimes it doesn't make any sense, but at least we show people that it is a good thing to do and we are not ashamed of being different. Why Harry is such a great idol is that he is always kind to everyone and everything. He always acts innocent and clumsy as if he doesn't know anything, as if he has his own different world where unicorns, puppies, and cats (*cough* carrot moment *cough*) all flying everywhere by ten different rainbows of his shirt patterns. He always acts like he never heard about any dramas, like everything is fine. He never seen us differently from the past (before March 25). Not even us who will always support him no matter what. It seems like he never seen the world changes into worse. Even if he did, he didn't show that he would treat it differently.

Now imagine if we have a fandom-full of Harries (plural form of Harry). Since we got the biggest fandom, we basically can make the world the better place. Just by acting like Harry. Combine it with Niall's carefreeness, Louis' generosity, and Liam's sensibility, or maybe we can also add Zayn's softness, and top it all with One Direction craziness, this world is going to be 8729203727181 times better. (P.S. I don't even know how to read those numbers)

Okay so, boys, that is all from us. We are trully sorry if we demand so much to you. But you know that we love you even more than our demands (of course, are you kidding?). Keep fighting! Stay strong for us all!

All the love,
The Fandom x.

What's Behind One Direction's New Fragrance "Between Us": Secret Codes Regarding Zayn Malik's Departure

As I promised in the previous article, I'm going to talk about everything beneath the Between Us fargrance, from the name, until the commercial. Whoa, this is gonna be a one hella serious article. I'll do my best to lighten it up a bit. Because I'm basically awesome. Blah, let's just dive in.

I highly recommend to read this while putting Spaces on reply. You know, just for extra feels.

Between Us, we all know that it was taken from a line of the 10th song in FOUR, Spaces. But according to this amazing fandom, this fragrance's name and commercial save more things underneath. And yes, as always, it's related to Zayn's departure, the one classic horror story a la One Direction fandom, established since March 25th 2015. When we listened to Spaces the first time, there's this thought showing up, "Whoa, this is a one hella sad song." but we never take any serious interest in it. But after Zayn departed, BAM, you know what it's all about and cry all over it for weeks. For a few months they were just speculations and our beliefs but when this perfume was released, we had it confirmed that Zayn's departure means too much for them too.

And this is confirmed by our king, Louis Tomlinson..

"quite personal for the fans" y'all know what he means, right? That itchy feeling to beat the hell out of some random people or do a free fall from the top of Mount Everest while crying is almost undeniable.

It's not that they chose to name it Between Us for nothing. We think it wasn't named that way until Zayn left. Because in some sources it's stated that the boys did the photoshoot even before FOUR was released, before November the 17th. But in the behind the scene of the photoshoot, there were only four boys, this caused a bit hysteria speculating that everyone inside the band already knew that Zayn's leaving. But being awesome as we normally are, we found some evidence of Zayn's presence that is edited out.

Yup. Directioners have super eyes. But Niall still has the best tho.

Louis was clearly the ONLY one who wears grey, and even if it was Niall, he wore white, a pure white shirt, not jumper. WHO WAS DAT?

It does look like Harry's arm. But zoom that in, you'll find out that Harry's almighty left palm was resting somewhere down there (his thigh, nowhere else). And it looked like an upper arm. So, unless Louis can bend his arm that way from his position that was beside Niall (I tried, makes me feel stupid), we can presume that it was Zayn's beloved and totally missed arm.

Aha! Case One, solved.

Onto the Case Number Two, the commercial. As what I reviewed, the commercial was utterly and obviously amazing but there were some hidden message behind it. Isn't just weird that Louis get an apricot from SPACE while maybe he can dress up as, let's say, a caveman or a cowboy that makes more sense. Or Liam had to search for an Amber from the DEEPEST ocean. And Harry has to REACH up the highest mountain to get a Mountain Freesia. Well, let's get rid of the guessing game and make it clear instead, remember the chorus to Spaces?

"Oh, the SPACEs BETWEEN US keep getting DEEPer it's harder to REACH her even though I try..."

Now it's all clear. Go weep down that hill or come to my house for a mass weeping meet up.

Wait, that's all? Dude, that was a hell of emotions right there. But, no, there's more. Go grab another pack of tissue.

Alright awesome peeps, let's get this straight *cracks knuckles*. What was the first thing you did when you first heard the confirmed Zayn's departure? No, not punching the wall or digging grave or that shocked expression that Liam can put his whole bicep in your mouth (Oooh... please do!). Yep, CRYING. A few liters in a few hours, to your pillow, your desk, all over your phone, laptop, your dog, your mom, your mom's little brother's oldest sister's daughter's boyfriend's mom, even maybe the president. Now that makes a sense right?

Even tough Young Niall only produced one blessed teardrop of miracle, it's basically called crying because there's a water substance slipped out his miraculous oh-so-beautiful blue right eye. Zayn's GOODBYE to the 1D Fam has caused lots of crying, yeah, too much to be true, so that makes everything clear, I guess. Goodbye = tears. Equation of the day.

This is a concluding pic to sum it all up

Okay so I think that's a wrap. This is one perfume full of emotion. And the only ones who can make a bottle of liquid brings so much feels are our own beloved lads of One Direction. See you next article about the next big thing *salutes*.

All the love S x.

One Direction's Between Us Fragrance: What's Inside and Outside the Box.

So ho ho, this all went so fast huh? Loads of us haven't even had Our Moment and then BOOM! Fourth fragrance! And not forgetting that there will be an album released in a few months and also a tour coming along with it. Seriously, can't the boys give a mercy to our poor wallets?

I want to cry because this is too accurate.

But what makes us scream mostly is not the fragrance itself. It's the COMMERCIAL. Let's be honest, when there's a new fragrance coming out, the first thing shows up in our heads is the commercial, and then the bottle, then the photoshoot, then it all comes down to wondering how on earth can we buy it or who would we sell for it.

This year, Between Us commercial was absolutely amazing. It’s cool, dramatic, normally dumb, and made us emotional in some type of way. And the boys looked absolutely stunning. Even in those weird costumes (apart from Young Niall, obviously). If we compare this commercial with their other commercials like the three other fragrances, they have a lot of things in common, the difference is placed in the plot: that smelling things while showing off their obvious pretty faces, a weird photoshoot with a crazy French photographer, or an encouragement for us to break into a vault. And now, that exploring the world to make a perfume thing. Let’s just get on to reviewing, shall we?

The second the commercial starts, there were huge snowing legs stomping into a building. I have to be honest, even at that point, I already thought "what the hell?" But then there was this huge familiar hand pulling on the headress and then the glorious almighty face of Harriet Styles popped out, dressed in all-brown hiking costume that matches his hair and skin tone perfectly, even his emerald eyes turned to be some shades of brown, Miracle of Styles, just everything needed to make us scream and punch the wall, and maybe murder someone.

All in good consistency.

And also that dramatic hiking scene where he hiked the highest mountain to get a flower, imagine what would he do for a girl he loves? (*clears throat**points at myself*).

So pretty. Not only the flower.

Don't forget the fact that he hikes without any gloves on and let his huge amazing hands on show and ignoring all of those fake snow. Who needs gloves when you know you're hot enough to make North Pole boils?

Admit it, you can hear his scream.

Then we're welcomed by a pair of frog legs. Sliding up (not stopping at any particular part), we have our own Lima Bean in diving suit. A really nice red diving suit.

That middle one is our face when we realize that we can't afford Between Us.

 But never forgetting that this is the biggest boyband in the world, and it's not it when everything is so serious. So why not be adorably silly a la Liam Payne?

Anyway, still hoping that he was dressed like this

 or better, THIS.

I just changed my mind, it's such a fortune that he didn't or else, we'd belong in our graves. And the poor Lima Bean would be accused for mass murder.

Ooh, the diving scene! We can't even recognize if it is Liam or nah, but we can believe it by the aura of Payne-ness through that diving mask. And that the diving suit is red just like his mic of pride and joy.

And never missed the Liam Payne's commercial face. All those frowns and oh-so-strong lips games.

Let's leave Liam from the ocean and look up to a shooting star from the space... well, more less.

 At this scene you can hear the music changing into something that is more strong, it's like not even the makers are brave enough to not give him a really cool welcome. Guess it's time to see the villain behind the mask, huh?

No one can mistakenly recognize that trying-to-be-innocent-but-I-know-I-slay gaze that directly sending our own gaze to the ground because we just ain't worth it and force us to bow down and kiss his blessed toes. Well, hoping we can do that someday in the future.

Wait, something's wrong, hold on a minute....

Gah! Doppelganger! Boo from Monster Inc. Vs Boo Bear from Doncastah,

Whoa! Let's get back into track. So Tomsters stepped in like a freaking astronaut and we just loving the way his quiffed hair pressed down adorably by the helmet. He was bringing an apricot and let's be honest that we were thinking either, "is there any space apricot tho?" or "Louis, you're a special child." or "Nah, he's Louis, tell him that he's wrong but he does what he pleases.... way too many people in the Addison Lee *continues singing Midnight Memories*"

Is it just such a beautiful gift to see that amazingly sculptured nose sniffing that one lucky apricot? We might as well tweet "applied to be an apricot,hope it all wrks out" seriously, we've applied for too many things and none ever worked out. Life is amazing and COMPLETELY care about me *rolls eyes*

And I really think Tomsters should tell us where can he get flying apricot in a supermarket that is CLEARLY at the outer space. It's a great opportunity to find a magic fruit and Louis Tomlinson, we hope for the second one more obviously.

Afterwards, after three lads in costumes, Young Niall stepped in casually in white shirt and black jacket, just a normal Irish boy. And at this point we find out that all of this commercial is just a part of the infamous #OhNoNiall game that has been going since the band started, apparently.

Plus, the way he greets to the other lads, "Hello boiiisss" Gah! Adorable. And now you're probably wondering what is the next ingredient for an exquisite fragrance a la Mr. Niall Horan Sir but we just have this undeniable feeling that the last ingredient would be a bit out of mind, predicting from the oh-so-normal and oh-so-gorgeous Niall's appearance. And this is his ingredient...

Told ya, Directioner's feeling ain't never wrong.

  And this is basically our reaction.

Onion. Okay, from now on if I can't afford Between Us, I'll rub onion all over my body. Niall, I'll blame you if my friends never notice me again and my life ended up in the middle of jungle.

Ah, don't forget a snippet of sass by Mr. Tomlinson that basically get us up from our seat and applause and maybe bow down to our knees.

Let's have another toast to Louis almighty.

But what comes next directly messes up with our emotions. And we just realized that the last ingredient isn't a blessed onion and is more important than anything in this world you'd kill half of your city for it. And you also realize that it'd be harder to get it than an onion from supermarket which makes you utterly desperate.

A GOD'S TEAR. Darn it, Niall, you just bring everything to a whole new level! How can we even afford Niall's single tear? The blessed tear of an Irish God. This got us everything to cry over: EYES. They're pure blue and you can see heaven beneath them, you can see all of your happiness and dreams flashing in them. It's no wonder that his tear is so pure and absurdly gorgeous, it's just a freaking tiny drop of water, a really, really beautiful tiny drop of water.

And when you see this part, I only have one question:

I can't even answer that. What is it called when you scream, sob, gag, suffocate, and punch the wall at the same time?

Off with the commercial, the beautiful oh-so-emotional commercial, let's talk about the fragrance overall. We can conclude that the ingredients of this perfume are;

The last one is the main idea now, isn't it? Now we can predict that it would smell something sweet and fresh just like Our Moment aka the only One Direction fragrance I own. With addition of some feels because it's Niall's tear.

The bottle. The design is so pretty and elegant. The color of the fragrance itself is good too, an elegant pale pink, a masculine pink. Maybe that's what they're heading about, a masculine pink, because that just sounds like them.

We're just loving the hanging One Direction tag. What I never get is that why puberty hits One Direction perfume bottles better than me?

The Photoshoot. Every fragrance has a different but equally amazing shoot of the beloved lads of One Direction. The Our Moment casual and free-style photoshoot, That Moment photoshoot with their coats collars up, the formal free-style photoshoot of You and I (where basically Liam killed us with suit and tie), and the lazy T-shirts photoshoot of Between us. Yes, from coat, suit and tie, to one-colored T-shirts. But, hey, it's One Direction, even shirtless they look good... wait, ESPECIALLY shirtless. Well, that can be a good suggestion for the next fragrance shoot.

Mr. Harold Styles and his glorious hair

Mr. Liam 'the Lima Bean' Payno and black long sleeves

Mr. Irish Horan in white, matching his bright eyes, hair and skin.

And Mr. Louis Tomlinson Sir in grey with his awesome jaw line

Okay so that's all I can conclude about One Direction's new fragrance, Between Us in appearance and promo. But there's still more of what's underneath it, why is it named Between Us, and every secret codes behind the commercial. So, read the next article to find out!

Adios awesome people! All the love, S xx

Dear 1D: Here are Some Hopefully-Doable Requests for the Fifth Album, Please Fulfill Them. Love, The Fandom x.

Okay, so here's the first Dear 1D. Seeing from the name, I guess you already know what's the purpose. So let's just get on with it, eh?

Dear 1D,
We're all so excited for the next album, I mean, we always do. Your work on the previous album was great as we totally love the album and can't stop put it on reply since November 17th 2015 or maybe a week before that for some of us who listened to the leaked album. We're sorry for that, seriously. Hopefully we won't do it again although we're not giving you any promises. Yes, we're all bad girls. And badass too. Also slay of course.

As you always say in interviews and books, as the time goes, you're all got more involved in the album making and song writing. In the album, you usually say that it was the album that we made together. And also reminding a sad moment that Zayn's sudden departure, has caused quite chaos among us and most of us are a bit disoriented and got lost direction but not going two directions because there's only one direction. Here, we want to help you to lighten up your work by thinking about the whole appearance and also the sound though not by much. Our intentions are good.

So now, as the confirmed album maker, we also want to get involved more in the making. Here are some things that we think would be good for the fifth album. And hopefully doable of course, because sometimes our imaginations are outrageously... not quite understandable.

Album title. This has been a conversation topic since around a week or month after FOUR (yes, capitalized and underlined) released. Or leaked, depends on which side we are. The hardest situation that might happen in choosing a fit title for the album is that finding a name that is catchy, not cheesy, mature, and most importantly, describing One Direction right on the spot. And can keep us dying more than dead, dead overwhelmed. We’ve came up with a lot of names and we assume that we need to apologize to our beloved Leprechaun that we all agreed to forbid him to decide any album title. Especially with numbers that is less than the persons in the band. Our hearts cannot cope.

Regarding our ideas for the title, after considering and examining every incidence and coincidence that we’ve been through, we’ve came up with some cool (hopefully) ideas.

    1. Till the End. This might’ve been the best idea ever. Recalling the breakup rumors due to Zayn’s departure which is still a sensitive topic for every one of us where people should actually dressed in either raincoat or armor to prevent any damage and dead body while going through a conversation about the topic with us. So, this title can be a composure gainer for any of us, reassuring that no one should leave again ever. It’d be the best therapy out of the best therapy.

     2. All the Love. This can be the album title if you guys want it to be a sort like a private album, an album that only the people inside the circle would understand. Maybe we can create our own language as the lyrics and buy an island to make another independent country. With this title, the album maybe would sound homier and familiar for us because Harry has tweeted stuff like that for God knows how many times and it just became something signature and unique part of our fandom’s sayings. So we think this title would make us feel special. Just like Little Things and They Don’t Know about Us.

     3. Top of the World. This title tells a lot about what we’ve achieved so far for the past five years. Awards, platinums, world records, no. 1 songs, and also sold out world stadium tours. Oh, not forgetting the slayings over the people who messes with us. We think those are just some things that deserve to be proud of so, why don’t we tell people about them? Don’t brag it out, just show them. In their faces. And maybe throw some baskets of money outside their houses. Some sass out would be nice too… okay, whatever.

     4. We r Yo Kings. Guys, seriously, if you pick this title, we (the Fandom) wouldn’t have any contribution on writing the songs and we would be willing to do that because it’s already the time you claim your territory that is the whole earth and sit your mighty pretty bums on those thrones. We guarantee, after this album’s released, you’ll be able to make a change over the government and make your lyrics your law. Maybe overthrow every presidents too. Hail One Direction!

     5. We Hate Greasy Burrito (ft. The Fandom). I mean, come on, isn’t it obvious? Burrito is a nice food, a lot of us like it. But regarding to Mr. Harold Styles that quite cares about healthy food, we think that greasy burrito is not good for our health, it contains too much valueless fat, betrayal, and stealing band members. Sweets aren’t so good for health too. Especially an overly glazed donut. It contains so much sugar that can make you dance to No Control for three weeks non-stop. It might be sweet at first but when you got diabetes, you don’t want to get near it ever again or see it ever again on your screen. You might block it on twitter too after sending some hate tweets. So maybe we can make some efforts to make the world the healthier place and get rid of any greasy foods and overly glazed donuts through this album.

Album cover and photoshoots. What basically makes us overwhelmed from the album is the album cover. And what makes us stow our itchy hands from buying the album the minute it’s on the store and wait for the ultimate edition released is the photoshoot. You did an amazing job showing off your mighty handsome faces on the cover of the past four albums. But we just wonder if we could get a shirtless album cover. Or maybe if it’s too revealing for you, shirtless photoshoot maybe, posing like a vogue model, in boxers, providing a chance for Harry to reveal his mysterious thigh tattoo whether it’s a whale, a shell, or maybe Cher Lloyd’s face as he once said

Any speculations?

 And, to be better, Niall and Liam can have a chest hair competition.

Will the Thug Lima Bean bring home the trophy?

Or this white, blond, blue-eyed, Irish bloke?

 Aside that, we’d like to have a drenched photoshoot, we would totally appreciate some shirts sticking to your almighty fine abs and also that magical color switching between the brunette part and the blond part on Niall’s hair whenever he got drenched, that is an amazing thing going on right there on top of Niall’s Irish head. If you are willing to do that, there’s a possibility that every one of us would adorn our whole houses with those pics. Yeah, drenched 1D on every wall—maybe floor and possibly ceiling, too—in the house, we can totally live with that. Even though we’re still struggling for air everytime seeing a peek of Harry’s chest on show,

or Louis’ and Niall’s nip slips,

or Liam’s biceps.

But we’ll get used to that—hopefully—so, no worries needed.

Well, if any of you still refuses to do either a drenched or shirtless whole album photoshoot, can you at least be shirtless, one shirtless pic for each boys. Maybe the fandom could be really creative and make a fan-made edited album cover just like what we did on the No Control day, so everyone would be a winner, hurrah! Let’s also have an album bonus that is a small trophy for each Directioners because we just totally worth it, shall we?

From this,

To this. Slay AF.

Music videos. The rule is still the same as the past five years: NO GIRL. Model or not, fan or not, necessary or not, human or not. But families are still tolerable, obviously. We would love to weep to some videos like Story of My Life. Maybe this time Louis can bring his whole squad of sisters including Ernest and Doris on each arm. Gah, ADORABLE.

Or, as another option, if you need a girl in the video, why don't you take the whole fandom? We'd love to have another date with any of you just like the Night Changes Video but this time, let it be four boys in one date. there's a famous saying: "When a girl has 5 (now 4) boyfriends, she isn't a slut, she's Directioner." so there.

No one's mind with these *shrug*

We'd love to go on and on about this but we think we should head out before you got headache trying to find out how to fulfill them. And we predicted, to have them all fulfill will take around turdy seven years, don't worry even when we're fat and old, we'll still love you. But no matter what or however the fifth album will be, we guarantee we'll get one each. And we'll try to not leak anything. Loads of love for you because you're the best idols in t'world.

All the Love,

The Fandom x

Things to Deal With When You're a Harry Girl

 You might have fangirled for God knows how long. But as a proper and certified fangirl, I'm sure there are times when you see some new updates and you just want to jump off a cliff after got crushed by twenty cars at the same time or maybe wishing your death come early. Trust me, that happens to me numerous times every week. Well, here, I want to give you some heads up, or maybe just some nice answers of what have caused all of this.

Nah, nah, just admit how many times you have that thought. Now, let's proceed and try to get our grip around what thing we should deal with when we're face to face with Harriet. Or at least face to screen through 6 hours timezone gap and God knows how many miles away.

Let's just get on with it, shall we?

First thing first, the word 'Harry' and 'Styles' and maybe the combination of both, resulting one thing, and one thing (got it?) only in our minds. Dat glorious hair.

The glow, curls, and perfect amount of volume. It's the most beautiful thing in the world.

Oh, let me run my fingers through that hair.

 Not far from the hair topic, the hairdo. Harriet can pull off any kind of hairdo more than any model in the world. Tell me you don't want his hair. Tell me who would you kill to get it.

Quiffed? Marcel Styles is back, eh?

The infamous perfect man bun? Oh, how many of us have requested him to make a tutorial video?

Ah, we know you're beautiful no matter what, Harold. We don't need any proof with that hot mess growing on your scalp.

Falling down flawlessly like a brown curtain of heaven.

THIS. Is important. Ask any hair stylist to style your hair like that, no one can. Believe me.

Still about his a-thousand-language-perfect figure: his outfit. We basically wonder what would we find in his closet. Rows of leather boots? A drawer of tightest skinny jeans? Stacks of YSL, Gucci, and Chanel pattern shirts? Coats and Blazers? Probably all of them.

Down with the infamous black skinniest skinny jeans. It always looks like he paints his legs instead of wearing pants (well, that's a good and doable suggestion, I guess). Plus his legs are pretty much legs goal.

They're all the properties of Styles' I swear. Not belong to some hot models.

Those stripes pants rock the world.

Okay, as the legs slay as usual. Let's play the infamous game 'Which Direction Harry Styles Goes?'

Sliding up from the legs (no, not stopping at any particular part), let's talk about the shirts. This curly-but-not-burly wears 7 colors of rainbow and fifty shades on every color that most of the times get us laughing rolling down the hill before crying seven seas realizing how good he looks with his chest almighty on show. Let's check 'em out, prepare your eyes for this colorful world.

See-through shirt, bun, and Ray Ban. The world approves, Harry.

Who's up for the flamingos? The background matches his shirt and skin tone perfectly and the question is HOW? HOW?

Blue suits Harry perfectly. Haha, seriously? Harry suits almost everything. Wait, it is everything.

Ah, no wonder it's sunny at London. Harry as the sunshine himtself helped by that colorful shirt lighten up the day.

Done with the outfit, let's move on to the main reason why we love him and also the main reason why most of the time we melt into a Harry Styles-shaped puddle everytime we see him. Through the screen most of the time, maybe live if we're lucky enough. And not dead, of course.

Give a round applause for our favorite God-given miracle attached on Harry Styles' head aside of his hair: His face.

Pouting. Tell me you don't want to pull on those lips.

Fake mad. Can someone look that good when he's mad?

Cupcake. Just everyone's favorite dish.

Yes-I-am-cute expression. Let's pull those cheeks apart and let him spit the water on us.

Itchy Armpit expression. Well...

Trying-to-be-ugly expression. Doesn't work, Styles.

 Miracle-happens-before-my-eyes expression.

Laughing Harry. Brings happiness to the world.

All-the-love expression. Something that you send to fellow fangirl.

Simply smiling. Let's lick that dimple.

And any other magical faces Harry Styles can make and understand only.

Off with the head-to-toe Styles. This one has a big deal with our heads, eyes, and hearts. We're all willing to let Harry messes up with us. We're totally fine with that. But maybe our beaten up pillow and cracked wall don't. Along with our screens, because we scream, laugh, and cry at them while they did nothing but oblige our request for Harry pics.

Let's get on with them.

Well, the baker boy once stated that he has a lot of lady friends and dates all of them. A part of our heart swells for his kindness toward his friends and another part stabbing itself wanting to be the member of 'Harry Styles Lady Friends Club'. So, when you're a Harry girl, you'll deal with the pics of an unknown subject in a form of a girl walking with Harry on your timeline. And maybe some additions with their names in the Trending Topic list. That time, I'm telling you, you'll be panic because you're not willing to let a girl has Harry all for herself especially that girl isn't you. My only advice for this: just calm your nerves and make yourself feel that you're the only girl for Harry and remember that Harry would marry the whole fandom. He's all yours.

Next up, his kindness. Imagine if the world is filled with Harries (plural form of Harry), the world would be a better place, wouldn't it? I'm sure you're familiar with the phrase "Fame didn't change Harry, Harry changed fame." Yes, none of us couldn't agree more with that. Remember when he tripped over a dog and turned back to check if it was alright? Or when he helped a paparazzi? And the cutest and sweetest of them all that it makes us have diabetes, when he shared lots of himself (cupcakes) to almost everyone on the street from his car. Those are examples of his kindness that we have to deal with and of course make them inspiration because, come on, it's Harry Styles. If he's not a true idol who is he?

Whoa, this thing has gone quite long, let's just wrap it up with the highlight of the Harry Styles whole package, shall we?

This one thing deserves to be the reason why we love Harriet also the main thing why we're willing to suffocate for him. This last thing has a deal with one of the songs on both WWA and OTRA setlist that is titled Better Than Words... Ahaha! I think you've figured it out already!

Yep, that infamous "you make me wanna ssss..." thing.

Whoa... Darn it. What is air? His face just add the perfect amount of spice in this pic.

Anyone who took this pic wins at life. Perfect mighty fine sight.

Ah, Styles, don't make us dead again please. But don't stop, please.

To top it all, here's a collage

Yes, you're welcome.

Whoa that's a hella long thing (the article, not any other thing). I think some comments would be nice. Thanks for reading guys! Here's a Harry love for everyone.

 Toodle-o! All the love. S. x