Dear 1D: Here are Some Hopefully-Doable Requests for the Fifth Album, Please Fulfill Them. Love, The Fandom x.

Okay, so here's the first Dear 1D. Seeing from the name, I guess you already know what's the purpose. So let's just get on with it, eh?

Dear 1D,
We're all so excited for the next album, I mean, we always do. Your work on the previous album was great as we totally love the album and can't stop put it on reply since November 17th 2015 or maybe a week before that for some of us who listened to the leaked album. We're sorry for that, seriously. Hopefully we won't do it again although we're not giving you any promises. Yes, we're all bad girls. And badass too. Also slay of course.

As you always say in interviews and books, as the time goes, you're all got more involved in the album making and song writing. In the album, you usually say that it was the album that we made together. And also reminding a sad moment that Zayn's sudden departure, has caused quite chaos among us and most of us are a bit disoriented and got lost direction but not going two directions because there's only one direction. Here, we want to help you to lighten up your work by thinking about the whole appearance and also the sound though not by much. Our intentions are good.

So now, as the confirmed album maker, we also want to get involved more in the making. Here are some things that we think would be good for the fifth album. And hopefully doable of course, because sometimes our imaginations are outrageously... not quite understandable.

Album title. This has been a conversation topic since around a week or month after FOUR (yes, capitalized and underlined) released. Or leaked, depends on which side we are. The hardest situation that might happen in choosing a fit title for the album is that finding a name that is catchy, not cheesy, mature, and most importantly, describing One Direction right on the spot. And can keep us dying more than dead, dead overwhelmed. We’ve came up with a lot of names and we assume that we need to apologize to our beloved Leprechaun that we all agreed to forbid him to decide any album title. Especially with numbers that is less than the persons in the band. Our hearts cannot cope.

Regarding our ideas for the title, after considering and examining every incidence and coincidence that we’ve been through, we’ve came up with some cool (hopefully) ideas.

    1. Till the End. This might’ve been the best idea ever. Recalling the breakup rumors due to Zayn’s departure which is still a sensitive topic for every one of us where people should actually dressed in either raincoat or armor to prevent any damage and dead body while going through a conversation about the topic with us. So, this title can be a composure gainer for any of us, reassuring that no one should leave again ever. It’d be the best therapy out of the best therapy.

     2. All the Love. This can be the album title if you guys want it to be a sort like a private album, an album that only the people inside the circle would understand. Maybe we can create our own language as the lyrics and buy an island to make another independent country. With this title, the album maybe would sound homier and familiar for us because Harry has tweeted stuff like that for God knows how many times and it just became something signature and unique part of our fandom’s sayings. So we think this title would make us feel special. Just like Little Things and They Don’t Know about Us.

     3. Top of the World. This title tells a lot about what we’ve achieved so far for the past five years. Awards, platinums, world records, no. 1 songs, and also sold out world stadium tours. Oh, not forgetting the slayings over the people who messes with us. We think those are just some things that deserve to be proud of so, why don’t we tell people about them? Don’t brag it out, just show them. In their faces. And maybe throw some baskets of money outside their houses. Some sass out would be nice too… okay, whatever.

     4. We r Yo Kings. Guys, seriously, if you pick this title, we (the Fandom) wouldn’t have any contribution on writing the songs and we would be willing to do that because it’s already the time you claim your territory that is the whole earth and sit your mighty pretty bums on those thrones. We guarantee, after this album’s released, you’ll be able to make a change over the government and make your lyrics your law. Maybe overthrow every presidents too. Hail One Direction!

     5. We Hate Greasy Burrito (ft. The Fandom). I mean, come on, isn’t it obvious? Burrito is a nice food, a lot of us like it. But regarding to Mr. Harold Styles that quite cares about healthy food, we think that greasy burrito is not good for our health, it contains too much valueless fat, betrayal, and stealing band members. Sweets aren’t so good for health too. Especially an overly glazed donut. It contains so much sugar that can make you dance to No Control for three weeks non-stop. It might be sweet at first but when you got diabetes, you don’t want to get near it ever again or see it ever again on your screen. You might block it on twitter too after sending some hate tweets. So maybe we can make some efforts to make the world the healthier place and get rid of any greasy foods and overly glazed donuts through this album.

Album cover and photoshoots. What basically makes us overwhelmed from the album is the album cover. And what makes us stow our itchy hands from buying the album the minute it’s on the store and wait for the ultimate edition released is the photoshoot. You did an amazing job showing off your mighty handsome faces on the cover of the past four albums. But we just wonder if we could get a shirtless album cover. Or maybe if it’s too revealing for you, shirtless photoshoot maybe, posing like a vogue model, in boxers, providing a chance for Harry to reveal his mysterious thigh tattoo whether it’s a whale, a shell, or maybe Cher Lloyd’s face as he once said

Any speculations?

 And, to be better, Niall and Liam can have a chest hair competition.

Will the Thug Lima Bean bring home the trophy?

Or this white, blond, blue-eyed, Irish bloke?

 Aside that, we’d like to have a drenched photoshoot, we would totally appreciate some shirts sticking to your almighty fine abs and also that magical color switching between the brunette part and the blond part on Niall’s hair whenever he got drenched, that is an amazing thing going on right there on top of Niall’s Irish head. If you are willing to do that, there’s a possibility that every one of us would adorn our whole houses with those pics. Yeah, drenched 1D on every wall—maybe floor and possibly ceiling, too—in the house, we can totally live with that. Even though we’re still struggling for air everytime seeing a peek of Harry’s chest on show,

or Louis’ and Niall’s nip slips,

or Liam’s biceps.

But we’ll get used to that—hopefully—so, no worries needed.

Well, if any of you still refuses to do either a drenched or shirtless whole album photoshoot, can you at least be shirtless, one shirtless pic for each boys. Maybe the fandom could be really creative and make a fan-made edited album cover just like what we did on the No Control day, so everyone would be a winner, hurrah! Let’s also have an album bonus that is a small trophy for each Directioners because we just totally worth it, shall we?

From this,

To this. Slay AF.

Music videos. The rule is still the same as the past five years: NO GIRL. Model or not, fan or not, necessary or not, human or not. But families are still tolerable, obviously. We would love to weep to some videos like Story of My Life. Maybe this time Louis can bring his whole squad of sisters including Ernest and Doris on each arm. Gah, ADORABLE.

Or, as another option, if you need a girl in the video, why don't you take the whole fandom? We'd love to have another date with any of you just like the Night Changes Video but this time, let it be four boys in one date. there's a famous saying: "When a girl has 5 (now 4) boyfriends, she isn't a slut, she's Directioner." so there.

No one's mind with these *shrug*

We'd love to go on and on about this but we think we should head out before you got headache trying to find out how to fulfill them. And we predicted, to have them all fulfill will take around turdy seven years, don't worry even when we're fat and old, we'll still love you. But no matter what or however the fifth album will be, we guarantee we'll get one each. And we'll try to not leak anything. Loads of love for you because you're the best idols in t'world.

All the Love,

The Fandom x