Tuesday, June 23, 2015

Things to Deal With When You're a Harry Girl


 You might have fangirled for God knows how long. But as a proper and certified fangirl, I'm sure there are times when you see some new updates and you just want to jump off a cliff after got crushed by twenty cars at the same time or maybe wishing your death come early. Trust me, that happens to me numerous times every week. Well, here, I want to give you some heads up, or maybe just some nice answers of what have caused all of this.


Nah, nah, just admit how many times you have that thought. Now, let's proceed and try to get our grip around what thing we should deal with when we're face to face with Harriet. Or at least face to screen through 6 hours timezone gap and God knows how many miles away.

Let's just get on with it, shall we?

First thing first, the word 'Harry' and 'Styles' and maybe the combination of both, resulting one thing, and one thing (got it?) only in our minds. Dat glorious hair.

The glow, curls, and perfect amount of volume. It's the most beautiful thing in the world.

Oh, let me run my fingers through that hair.
 Not far from the hair topic, the hairdo. Harriet can pull off any kind of hairdo more than any model in the world. Tell me you don't want his hair. Tell me who would you kill to get it.

Quiffed? Marcel Styles is back, eh?
The infamous perfect man bun? Oh, how many of us have requested him to make a tutorial video?
Ah, we know you're beautiful no matter what, Harold. We don't need any proof with that hot mess growing on your scalp.
Falling down flawlessly like a brown curtain of heaven.
THIS. Is important. Ask any hair stylist to style your hair like that, no one can. Believe me.

Still about his a-thousand-language-perfect figure: his outfit. We basically wonder what would we find in his closet. Rows of leather boots? A drawer of tightest skinny jeans? Stacks of YSL, Gucci, and Chanel pattern shirts? Coats and Blazers? Probably all of them.

Down with the infamous black skinniest skinny jeans. It always looks like he paints his legs instead of wearing pants (well, that's a good and doable suggestion, I guess). Plus his legs are pretty much legs goal.

They're all the properties of Styles' I swear. Not belong to some hot models.
Those stripes pants rock the world.
Okay, as the legs slay as usual. Let's play the infamous game 'Which Direction Harry Styles Goes?'
Sliding up from the legs (no, not stopping at any particular part), let's talk about the shirts. This curly-but-not-burly wears 7 colors of rainbow and fifty shades on every color that most of the times get us laughing rolling down the hill before crying seven seas realizing how good he looks with his chest almighty on show. Let's check 'em out, prepare your eyes for this colorful world.

See-through shirt, bun, and Ray Ban. The world approves, Harry.
Who's up for the flamingos? The background matches his shirt and skin tone perfectly and the question is HOW? HOW?
Blue suits Harry perfectly. Haha, seriously? Harry suits almost everything. Wait, it is everything.
Ah, no wonder it's sunny at London. Harry as the sunshine himtself helped by that colorful shirt lighten up the day.
Done with the outfit, let's move on to the main reason why we love him and also the main reason why most of the time we melt into a Harry Styles-shaped puddle everytime we see him. Through the screen most of the time, maybe live if we're lucky enough. And not dead, of course.

Give a round applause for our favorite God-given miracle attached on Harry Styles' head aside of his hair: His face.

Pouting. Tell me you don't want to pull on those lips.
Fake mad. Can someone look that good when he's mad?
Cupcake. Just everyone's favorite dish.
Yes-I-am-cute expression. Let's pull those cheeks apart and let him spit the water on us.


Itchy Armpit expression. Well...
Trying-to-be-ugly expression. Doesn't work, Styles.

 Miracle-happens-before-my-eyes expression.

Laughing Harry. Brings happiness to the world.
All-the-love expression. Something that you send to fellow fangirl.
Simply smiling. Let's lick that dimple.
And any other magical faces Harry Styles can make and understand only.
Off with the head-to-toe Styles. This one has a big deal with our heads, eyes, and hearts. We're all willing to let Harry messes up with us. We're totally fine with that. But maybe our beaten up pillow and cracked wall don't. Along with our screens, because we scream, laugh, and cry at them while they did nothing but oblige our request for Harry pics.

Let's get on with them.

Well, the baker boy once stated that he has a lot of lady friends and dates all of them. A part of our heart swells for his kindness toward his friends and another part stabbing itself wanting to be the member of 'Harry Styles Lady Friends Club'. So, when you're a Harry girl, you'll deal with the pics of an unknown subject in a form of a girl walking with Harry on your timeline. And maybe some additions with their names in the Trending Topic list. That time, I'm telling you, you'll be panic because you're not willing to let a girl has Harry all for herself especially that girl isn't you. My only advice for this: just calm your nerves and make yourself feel that you're the only girl for Harry and remember that Harry would marry the whole fandom. He's all yours.

Next up, his kindness. Imagine if the world is filled with Harries (plural form of Harry), the world would be a better place, wouldn't it? I'm sure you're familiar with the phrase "Fame didn't change Harry, Harry changed fame." Yes, none of us couldn't agree more with that. Remember when he tripped over a dog and turned back to check if it was alright? Or when he helped a paparazzi? And the cutest and sweetest of them all that it makes us have diabetes, when he shared lots of himself (cupcakes) to almost everyone on the street from his car. Those are examples of his kindness that we have to deal with and of course make them inspiration because, come on, it's Harry Styles. If he's not a true idol who is he?

Whoa, this thing has gone quite long, let's just wrap it up with the highlight of the Harry Styles whole package, shall we?

This one thing deserves to be the reason why we love Harriet also the main thing why we're willing to suffocate for him. This last thing has a deal with one of the songs on both WWA and OTRA setlist that is titled Better Than Words... Ahaha! I think you've figured it out already!

Yep, that infamous "you make me wanna ssss..." thing.
Whoa... Darn it. What is air? His face just add the perfect amount of spice in this pic.
Anyone who took this pic wins at life. Perfect mighty fine sight.
Ah, Styles, don't make us dead again please. But don't stop, please.
To top it all, here's a collage

Yes, you're welcome.

Whoa that's a hella long thing (the article, not any other thing). I think some comments would be nice. Thanks for reading guys! Here's a Harry love for everyone.

 Toodle-o! All the love. S. x

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